Lylli: Once we had started dating, he would take me to all these cool places I had never heard of before. He also knew exactly what to say to make me melt like butter.

Alice: Uh huh. And you never suspected anything? You never saw the signs that you might be in trouble?

Lylli: Suspect him of what, exactly? What are you talking about? He treated me like a princess!

Alice: Okay, then. Keep telling me how you remember it.

Lylli: *sigh* Okay. So anyways, we dated for about four months.