Dear Diary,

Quince never calls anyone by their real name. He has been making nicknames for everyone since we were kids. I’m “Ro” because my last name is Rose. I don’t know why my last name needed to be shortened even more when it’s already short….ANYWAYS, his sister Clementine is “Miss Tine”, but only because she won’t let him call her “Tiny”. Zayda is “Tommy” because of her last name, Thomas. And finally, Yuki is “Shida” after her last name, Yoshida. None of these make any sense to me. He’s such a goof.

Dear Diary,

My parents finally let me create a Farce Book account. It’s a funny site where people can make up all kinds of stuff about themselves and post as if they are really living the lie. The only two rules are to keep things PG-13 and you must pretend that everything put on Farce Book is true when you comment on it. Some people even use stock photos of people they wished they looked like instead of a selfie for their profile picture.

I’m using a real photo, but said my name is Freckle Rose. I’m 23 and I’m a full-time artist, bartender, and food critic. I am hoping that choosing my dream jobs will help me make them a reality, haha. Zayda was already on there and I searched for her profile. She said she’s a pro basketball player who lives with seven cats and lives on protein drinks, hehe.

Dear Diary,

Today was my first day of high school at Great Llama High. The school is half way between my neighbourhood in Willow Creek and San Myshuno, so there are a lot of students I have never seen before. I met two cute ginger-haired girls named Tasha and Mitzi O’Hara. Mitzi is really funny but kinda crazy. I think I may have caught her drinking her chemical experiment in science class! I also met a gorgeous girl named Jazpreet Saluja who is from a very wealthy family. The Saluja family owns all of the food booths in San Myshuno. She is personally responsible for the creation of the cupcake stand!

Dear Diary,

It’s been so long since I’ve written a diary entry! Today is my birthday and I’m finally not a kid anymore! My favourite birthday gift is probably the new computer from my parents. I stopped writing when I was a kid as soon as I had filled up my diary from my grandma. However, now that I have a computer, I can type my entries instead!

Dear Diary,

My family and I went camping over the weekend. It was the last weekend before my parents had to go back to work, so they wanted to have one last family outing together. Mommy’s twin sister Jayla and her family came too, so I got to play with my cousins Quince and Clementine all weekend! Grandpa didn’t come though because he doesn’t like camping very much.