Eden: Hello, sorry to bug you, Ulrike Faust PlantSim. May I have a moment of your time?

Ulrike: Yeah, sure.

Eden: You know, I’m just so excited that spring is here that I wet my plants!

Ulrike: That’s so stupid that it’s funny!

Eden: May I have a playful magic bean for my bad joke?

Ulrike: Yeah, here you go.

Eden: Bless you, you kind green soul.

Lydia: Your haircut is ugly and it doesn’t look good on you.

PlantSim: Um, excuse me? Do I know you?

Lydia: I also think your eyes are the colour of mud.

PlantSim: Why are you being so mean?

Lydia: Can I please have a magic bean?

PlantSim: Sure. Your insults made me a bit angry, so here’s a red one.

Lydia: Finally! Thank you!