Lydia: Your haircut is ugly and it doesn’t look good on you.

PlantSim: Um, excuse me? Do I know you?

Lydia: I also think your eyes are the colour of mud.

PlantSim: Why are you being so mean?

Lydia: Can I please have a magic bean?

PlantSim: Sure. Your insults made me a bit angry, so here’s a red one.

Lydia: Finally! Thank you!

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