Kelsi: “This is The Mirror.”

Elliott: “Wow, it’s kind of impressive.”

Kelsi: “Please place Kale in front of the mirror.”

Porcelain: “Right here?”

Kelsi: “Yes, that’s perfect. Now, unless you want to see what you’ll look like when you’re an elder, kindly step away out of the mirror’s sight.”

Elliott: “Is this thing broken? It isn’t doing an- oh! There we go! …Wait, is he in a hot dog costume?”

Kelsi: “Yes, that’s just how it works and we’re not sure why yet. It’s one of The Mirror’s many mysteries.”