Dorian: “This dish looks delightful! What is it you called it again?”

Jaina: “It’s a salad.”

Dorian: “Ah, yes! Salad! It’s so full of colour and life!”

Jaina: “Why haven’t you heard of that before?”

Dorian: “When you’ve a demon and vampire hybrid since birth, you don’t really eat things like this.”

Jaina: “Oh, I see.”

Dorian: “I know what might cheer you up!”

Jaina: “I find that hard to believe.”

Dorian: “What you need is a comfortable place to rest and a good book. That always does the trick for me.”

Jaina: *sigh*