Dear Diary,

Quince never calls anyone by their real name. He has been making nicknames for everyone since we were kids. I’m “Ro” because my last name is Rose. I don’t know why my last name needed to be shortened even more when it’s already short….ANYWAYS, his sister Clementine is “Miss Tine”, but only because she won’t let him call her “Tiny”. Zayda is “Tommy” because of her last name, Thomas. And finally, Yuki is “Shida” after her last name, Yoshida. None of these make any sense to me. He’s such a goof.