Dear Diary,

My parents finally let me create a Farce Book account. It’s a funny site where people can make up all kinds of stuff about themselves and post as if they are really living the lie. The only two rules are to keep things PG-13 and you must pretend that everything put on Farce Book is true when you comment on it. Some people even use stock photos of people they wished they looked like instead of a selfie for their profile picture.

I’m using a real photo, but said my name is Freckle Rose. I’m 23 and I’m a full-time artist, bartender, and food critic. I am hoping that choosing my dream jobs will help me make them a reality, haha. Zayda was already on there and I searched for her profile. She said she’s a pro basketball player who lives with seven cats and lives on protein drinks, hehe.