Diego: “Hey, a wedding arch! Why don’t we just get married here and now? We planning a tiny wedding anyway.”

Alysiah: “That’s a sweet thought, but my mother would kill me.”

Diego: “We could always have two weddings. We could get married for real now and have a mock wedding for our families.”

Alysiah: “I thought you were supposed to be my better half! You’re a bad influence!”