Caleb: “We’ll start with a simple trick first. Close your eye and imagine that you are being engulfed in a swirling black smoke.”

Jaina: “I can feel myself lifting off of the floor…”

Caleb: “That’s very good! Are you sure you haven’t done this before?”

Jaina: “I want you to teach me everything about the dark arts. I think I just found my new purpose.”

Caleb: “My sister told me that you’ve been pestering her with questions all day.”

Jaina: “Yeah, I am still pretty new to the whole vampire thing.”

 Caleb: “Lilith suggested that we spend a few hours providing you some training. With the right teacher and enough discipline, you can do almost anything you put your mind to.”

Jaina: “That’s okay.”

Caleb: “Look, I know you spoke to Amy and she probably told you the story about how I turned her. All I’m asking is that you spend a little bit of time actually getting to know me instead of just listening to someone else’s side of the story. It will be to your benefit.”

Jaina: “Alright, I guess I do owe you at least that much since you’ve been so kind fo me so far.”

Jaina: “Sorry to bug you, but I have another question.”

Lilith: “Mmhmm?”

Jaina: “I know there are bills to pay, plasma fruits to buy, plus a ton of other expenses I probably don’t even know about. I want to help pay my share, but I have no idea how I’m supposed to get a good job since I can’t go outside during the day.”

Lilith: “Eh? A job? We get all of our money from Celeste. Anything money can’t buy, we also get from Celeste. Why don’t you stop worrying so much and just enjoy your new life?”

Jaina: “It’s a bit hard to enjoy a life I was forced into by the very woman you’re saying will support me day-to-day.”

Lilith: “Fair enough.”

Jaina: “I’m definitely a vampire, so how the heck did I age?”

Lilith: “Those plasma drinks and fruits will only get you so far. Sure, they keep you alive. If you don’t start feeding on humans soon, you’re going to age and wither away. You need to get over your fears, get outside, and drink from your first sweet, sweet living blood bag.”

Jaina: “So you definitely prefer drinking from humans, huh?”

Lilith: “It’s what makes getting up in the night and continuing this sorry existence all worth it!”