Amy: “When I came over to the Vatore house, Caleb and Lilith were the perfect hosts. I enjoyed getting to know them and I would come over often. Often times, Lilith and I would play chess while Caleb played music on the organ. They didn’t own a TV back then, you see. They didn’t buy that until they heard that a teenager would be living at the house.”

Jaina: “They bought the TV just for me? How thoughtful!”

Amy: “Yes, but shut up until I’m done my story.”

Amy: “Back when I was a human, I didn’t want to move into a big city like San Myshuno. I somehow managed to come across the perfect house that fit my small budget in this neighbourhood. I didn’t question why the house was so cheap because I was so excited about being able to finally afford my very own home.

The day I moved in, Caleb came over and introduced himself. He invited me over to meet his sister and have a few drinks. I was feeling shy, but I really wanted to make some new friends and get to know the people in the neighbourhood.”

Amy: “I’m sure you’ve forgotten now that you’re a vampire yourself, but vamps are literally monsters. I don’t care how sweet you think Dorian is. He’s a monster, plain and simple. He’s even part demon, did you know that?”

Jaina: “Yes, he told me all about his father…but Dorian is different. He’s been treating me so well. What kind of monster could be so nice? And the Vatore siblings – they have been so great too! How can anyone call them monsters?”

Amy: “I think it’s time you heard about how I became a vampire. Maybe it’ll bring you back to the reality you now live in.”

Jaina: “Hi, Amy! What brings you here?”

Amy: “Well, seeing as I live in the neighbourhood, I thought I should drop by and see how you’re doing. It’s been a little while since we’ve talked. I’ve also been hearing rumours that Dorian has been coming by here a lot lately. I wanted to give you some advice about vampire dating.”

Jaina: “Oh, you heard about that?”

Amy: “Everyone is talking about it. This is a small neighbourhood, you see.”