“Gin, we both need a vacation.”

“You keep saying that, but I have no idea where we would go. There aren’t any resorts around here and the city doesn’t even have an airport yet.”

“We could go camping. A new park just opened up and I think it would be great!”

“Do they have wifi there so that you can continue to feed your internet addiction while we’re gone?”

“I sure hope so…”

“You’ve never been camping before, have you?”

“Nope.”

The tablet was playing itself while they were having this conversation. It was pretty amusing.