Ariel, there is a cute guy standing behind you. He’s teal too, the colour I wanted for the first baby-daddy. You should turn around say hi!

Ariel: “He’s cute, but he’s no Mitzi.

I know dear, I miss Mitzi too. However, other than you, the sims in this legacy cannot have been created by me.

Ariel: “Ugh. Fine…

Ariel: “Okay, what do all of the best resumes have? I need to put down Name, Education, Job Experience, and Hobbies, right?”

Name: Ariel Lovebird
Education: High School Diploma from Community School for the Gifted
Job Experience: None…unless you count pet-sitting.
Hobbies: Writing, painting, video games.

Ariel: “Damn, this is awful.”