Liberty: “Did you just throw out the rest of my fruit cake?”

Scarlet: “Uh…yeah.”

Liberty: “Great! If you didn’t do it, I was going to do it for you! Sorry about bringing such a bad gift.”

Scarlet: “Oh, thank goodness! I was trying to be discrete about it because I didn’t want to offend you.”

Liberty: “This gal is not easily offended.”