Dear Diary,
Zay returned to school today. I am so happy to have her back! We went straight to the library before classes started so that we could look up what happened to Mr. and Mrs. Thomas. I’m still shocked by what we found out!
Issac Thomas was a professional comedian, albeit not a very good one. When problems in the marriage arose, Rochelle Grey-Thomas really enjoyed going to Mr. Thomas’ shows and heckling him. On the day of their deaths, Mr. Thomas was having a particularly bad night and became so anxious he wet his pants right on stage. He suddenly fell to the floor and passed away from the embarrassment. Mrs. Grey-Thomas passed away shortly after from hysterical laughter at the sight.
This has got to be the strangest story that has ever been published in the Willow Creek Times.
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