Ariel: “I really hope this Timeless Email thing still works or I’m totally screwed.”

*The computer chimed as it turned on.*

Dear Mitzi,

I’m guessing you’ve probably been wondering where I’ve been the last few days. Well…remember when we were saying how it would be so funny to start a family at one of the colonies in the past? Then, a bit later, we’d go back to the present to see what happens? I went and convinced some poor guy to start a my family legacy with me, but things are really awkward. =( 

He has some feelings for me that I’m pretty sure he knows won’t be returned, and I don’t have any romantic feelings for him whatsoever. I’m in love with you and even trying to pretend to be with someone else is too hard. If you can read this, please save me. Pleeasse? =( =( =(

Love,

Ariel

P.S. I’m going by Ariel Lovebird on colony Sweets #1 in the year 2009 if you do come looking for me.

Tranquil: “I want to kiss you but it doesn’t feel right some how.”

Ariel: “So don’t. As I’ve said before, things are weird because we’re not supposed to be together.”

Tranquil: “So much for all of that woohoo you promised….”

Ariel: “Yeah…sorry about that.”

Tranquil: “So how do we start a family if we can’t even kiss and you don’t want to adopt?”

Ariel: “We can artificially inseminate at the hospital, hire a surrogate, or make them in a lab, of course.”

Tranquil: “You don’t do anything the normal way, do you?”

Ariel: “Not usually.”