things my sister has said while playing sims starter sentences

❝ _{don’t put your baby on the floor, Christ!}❞

_{❝ I know you wanted eleven kids but you’re having two so deal with it ❞}

❝_{oh god, we need to change that. We are changing your hair right now}❞

❝_{why are you still alive, you’re like 102!}❞

❝_{get out of my house, oh my god. Who even are you?}❞

❝_{no you cant have your shitty friend over after school}❞

❝_{yeah – whinge, whinge! you are so lucky I haven’t drowned you in a pool}❞

❝_{you will laugh at my jokes, and you will fall in love with me}❞

❝_{it was your dream to become a celebrity psychic, not mine!}❞

❝_{oh come on, I forgot to feed the kid like, one time!}❞

❝_{WHY WOULD YOU STEAL HER GARDEN GNOME}❞

❝_{woah, no. I didn’t marry you for 200 shitty dollars where’s my marriage cash?}❞

❝_{who the FUCK didn’t pay their bills.}❞

❝_{I swear if you take my bathroom mirror again I’m going to be so mad}❞

❝_{stop listening to music and just go to bed!}❞

❝_{I don’t even know what language this is}❞

❝_{when will you get adopted by aliens and give birth to their blue alien baby}❞

❝_{um is hollaback girl playing on the pop station?}❞

❝_{don’t you dare set the kitchen on fire again because I will let you burn}❞

❝_{look at you, staring anxiously out the window – fucking paranoid nerd}❞

❝ _{aw hell no, I didn’t want twins what the fuck}❞

❝_{guess you should have made sure there was an exit from the pool
before you jumped into it, huh?}❞

berrysimlish:

grumpyoldsimblr:

A special gift for @berrysimlish 😉

Her wishlist stated she liked book clutter, so I tinkered around and finally (sort of) figured out how to rip books off of bookshelves to turn them into stand-alone decor items. Each one is §40 and was cloned onto the toothbrush cup so it has a bit more freedom in where it’s placed.

The 5 sets of books are merged into 1 file, and the cutting board file is separate. All six are base-game compatible, even the books/cutting boards pulled from a Cool Kitchen Item.

The cutting boards aren’t actually flush against the wall, but I found a little trick that helps.

I’ll find a small shelf, place the cutting boards, then grab the shelf and hold the alt-key (for windows) while moving the shelf under the counters so the shelf is hidden.

Downloads |
Grumpy Books
Grumpy Cutting Boards

I hope everyone else likes my gift as much as I do! ♥ 😀
Thank you again! ❤

Awesome!!

Bye, bye. Q_Q

I recently ordered some new computer parts (motherboard, processor, ram) and finally got them today. I’m doing some play testing with a few of my games and I’m already noticing a huge difference in how The Sims 4 runs! Yay!!

Yesterday I posted screenshots of Alice in World of Warcraft. I almost forgot to post that I put Eloise Azura in WoW too. She’s a little newbie night elf rogue. ^_^

Dragging their feet as they attempt to walk back home from a full night of partying.