Dear Diary,

Most of the teachers at my school are old and weird. Mrs. Cuellar is my art teacher and she has the darkest purple skin I have ever seen. My mom said she’s probably from the alien planet, Sixam. Mr. Sherwood is my science teacher and he knows all kinds of facts about potions and experiments. 

Ms. Whippet is pretty cool though. She has a cool haircut and cheery yellow skin. My mom said she’s probably from Sixam too. It’s too bad that all she wants to talk about is boring school stuff.