things my sister has said while playing sims starter sentences

thewebcrawler:

• ❝  _{don’t put your baby on the floor, Christ!} ❞
• _{❝ I know you wanted eleven kids but you’re having two so deal with it ❞}
• ❝ _{oh god, we need to change that. We are changing your hair right now}❞
• ❝ _{why are you still alive, you’re like 102!} ❞
• ❝ _{get out of my house, oh my god. Who even are you?} ❞
• ❝ _{no you cant have your shitty friend over after school} ❞
• ❝ _{yeah – whinge, whinge!  you are so lucky I haven’t drowned you in a pool}❞
• ❝ _{you will laugh at my jokes, and you will fall in love with me}❞
• ❝ _{it was your dream to become a celebrity psychic, not mine!}❞
• ❝ _{oh come on,  I forgot to feed the kid like, one time!}❞
• ❝ _{WHY WOULD YOU STEAL HER GARDEN GNOME}❞
• ❝  _{woah, no.  I didn’t marry you for 200 shitty dollars where’s my marriage cash?}❞
• ❝ _{who the FUCK didn’t pay their bills.} ❞
• ❝  _{I swear if you take my bathroom mirror again I’m going to be so mad}❞
• ❝ _{stop listening to music and just go to bed!}  ❞
• ❝ _{I don’t even know what language this is}❞
• ❝ _{when will you get adopted by aliens and give birth to their blue alien baby}❞
• ❝ _{um is hollaback girl playing on the pop station?}❞
• ❝  _{don’t you dare set the kitchen on fire again because I will let you burn}❞
• ❝ _{look at you, staring anxiously out the window – fucking paranoid nerd}❞
• ❝ _{aw hell no, I didn’t want twins what the fuck}❞
• ❝ _{guess you should have made sure there was an exit from the pool
      before you jumped into it, huh?} ❞