“You know, having two babies at the same time doesn’t have to be a bad thing. They’ll be born around the same time and they’ll grow up together. They’re both from the exact same genes, so they will be like twins! Twins look out for each other, right? So they can help take care of each other. And Ginny can help out now that she’s old enough too. This is going to be so easy!”

“I enjoy it when you try to put weird spins on weird situations to make them sound better.”